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Maaripoyye lokamlo nanu marchipoku nesthama... chirunavvula swapnama cheragani kavyamaa.yedagali mana sneham pratidinam...pondaali manamdhanilo maadurayam..kaaradu manasneham swapnam laaga kshanikaam..kaavali mana sneham mundu tarralaku aadarsam...appuday kadaa mana snehanikiardham

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Kalalo neevuna kanulu therava leka pothuna, manasulo entha prema dhagivunna aa mata cheppa leka pothunna mannimchava priyatham

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cheli ne vetukutunna naa manasuni nee navvulo. nee siga puvvulo.. nee bugga sottalo... nee andhela savvadilo... nanu karuninchani nee yadhalo. karunistavane aasha lo.....

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chettuki neeru pranam dhevuniki bakthulu pranam.. Guruvuki sishyulu pranam.. Snehaniki nammakam pranam, naaku naa thalli dhandrulu pranam.... 


nuvvu lekapothe nenu lenu anedhi prema but nuvvundali neethopatu nenundali anedhi sneham...

APPLE;(crying). Banana; why are you crying? Apple; all people cut eat me, Banana; you are better then me. all remove my dress eat me. SIGGUTO CHASTUNA-(By srinivas 9394026148)


Do u know y GOD Creatd gap btwn fingers? Bcos 1 day som1 who realy lovs U, vl com 2 fill those gapsby holdng ur hand 4ever

"LOVE’ CHEYYU BUT "LIFE" MISS CHESUKOKU "FAIL" AVVU BUT "FUTURE" PADU CHESUKOKU "FRIEND SHIP" CHEYYU BUT "E" FRIEND NI MARCHIPOKU 

ninnu chusina aa khshanam. ..taluchukuntaanu prateekhsanam! enduko teliyani ayomayam.. vedistundi nannu anukhshanam! padepade nee kosam tapistundi naa hrudayam.. - saida chary 


tadabadutu vese prati adugulonu, prati palukulonu manaku thoduga unde nestam "AMMA"


A LOVER say’s: "Neekamaina jarigithe,nenu brathakanu..!But a FRIEND say’s:" Nenu brathiki unnantha varaku neekemi jarugadu’! cheers to our friendship!


G undello, O ohalani, O osulani, D hachukuni, N uvvu, I stapade, G napakalanu, H aayiga, T halachukuntu. nidhura povalani manaspurthi ga korukuntu cheptuna (good night) 


"Marapurani Ne Parichayam" "Maravalenu E kshanam" "Kanulu Muste Ne Rupam" "Kanipistundi Maru kshanam’ "Kanulu teristhe Enthoo dhuram lo Vunnavanna Nijam" "Bhadha Pedutundi Nannu E Kshanam" Writen BY My heart

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Nesthama O Priya Nesthama. Nuvvu Eduruga Vunte Naku Kalam Theliyadu. Ninnu Chudaka Na Pranam Niluvadu. Ne Thodu Leni Nadu Naku E Jeevithame Ledu. Ne Parichayam Naku Oka Varam Lantedi. Nuvve Naku Pranam. Nuvve Naku Lokam...


Prema Goppade Kani Prema Kanna Jeevitham Goppadi! Premani Pradarsinche mundu Jeevithanni Tirchi Diddukovali.. Eppudu Okari Gurenchi Alochenchadam Prema Kadu, Manasikanga Alasipoyinappudu Gurthuku Ravadame PREMA. aa Gurthu Ravadam lo Hayee PREMA... 


oka rajyamlo oka kukka, adhi andharini karusthu undedhi, ayithe aa kukkani yevaru yevidhanga champithe varini aa rajyam yokka raju aavidhanga champuthadu. ayithe kukka chavali kaani champina vaani raju yem cheyakudadhu..? ala champali. send answr.... 


Thanuvu ledu thakadaniki, Velugu ledu vethakadaniki, Manasu ledu Maravadaniki........


Teacher; raju puliki and mekaku teda enti. Raju; okati krura jantuvu inkoti kura jantuvu.


Mummy:chintu aunty ki kiss ivvu. son:nenu ivvanu. mummy:enduku ra son:mrng dady pedithe chepptho kottindi anduke


define about praveena? PREMALO PADESI, RATNAMLAGA MARCHI, ASHAKE VUPIRAI, EDURU CHUSE EDALO NILICHEPOYINA AMRUTHAM!


Son : nenu school ki vallanu. Mom : endukura.? Son : pani chestanu...! Mom : UKG chadivi emi pani chesthavura Son : LKG "girls" ki tution chebutha...!!!


Mantri; Maharaja Yudhaaniki Siddham Avvamani Pakka Desam Raju SMS Pampaadu,Emi cheymanduru Prabhu? RAJU; SMS Sending Failed Ani Reply Pampu.

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Jananam oka suprabatham. . . . Maranam oka sayam sandyaragam. . . Rendinti madya jeevitham. . . . Sukadukkala sangamam. . . Andulo ne sneham oka amruthakavyam. . . . 

O prema. Na prema. Neve naku daivam.neve naku lokam. Nevd naku shapam. Neve naku pranam. .neve naku dyanam. Neve naku anni......

Neekosam Alochimche pratikshanam..na manasu oohalanu rekkaluga chesukuni viharistumdi..Kaani marukshanam kallu maatram oohalanu chudalenu nijalanu tappa ani kanniru kaarustumdi..!!

Dorikina chota snehanni vadalaku. Leni chota snehanni vethakaku. Kavalanukunna Snehanni dorike varaku vadalaku SNEHAM Unnanta varaku Nannu Maruvaku

mariche sneham cheyaku-chesina sneham maruvaku


hai maanasa neevu peelche oopire naaku swaasa neevu palike matale naa basha, nee aalochanale naaku aasha, prathi kshanam nee paine naa dhyaasa, maanasaa kaadu idi na nasa, nee sneha parichayamtho naaku vochina praasa, anduke nee pai yi kavitha 


Enduko manasu sariga ledani doctor dagariki velte parvaledu brain leni vallaki mag chey saripothundi annadu, naku matram evarunnaru nuvvu thappa.

Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age? Student:32 yrs. Teacher:How do you know? Student:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

IDEA lo job undhi chesthva...? Qualification:s.s.s place:hyderbad salary:30,000 per month JOb: Idea tower meedhaa kurchoni AIRTEL signal aapalo...!!!!(By thulasi

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na aashaku svasa ne sneeham. Na ooohaku oopiri ne sneham. Na thanuvuku pranam ne sneham. Na nadakaku gamyam ne sneham

Robo first day collections = magadheera total collections = above 70 crores. robo 2nd day collections = pokiri + arundhathi collections=above 70 crores, robo 3rd day collections = simha + maryada ramanna collections =70 crores, what wonder,,,,,,, robo 5th week collections = puli collections. ur friend ramesh.

Coffee ki college ki enti difference? Ayyo aa matram telida? Coffee lo sugar untundi. college lo figer untundi..


Sonia:-Chha..vadiki(roshayya)na mida preme ledu,he does’nt love me u know. KCR:no he luvs u so much Sonia:-avuna entha? KCR:-Modati sari nenu telangana adiginappudu kaliginatti kopamanta,modatisari bundh chesinappudu jariginatti doshmanta,Modatisari nenu diksha chesinappudu periginatti doshamanta,chivarisari nuvvu telangana echhinappudu tirinatti baramanta,,,,sony he luvs u he luvs u he luvs u so much.


Biscuit Kept in air become SOFT, Cake Kept in air become HARD.. Moral:-Hard,Soft Kadu point..Galiki tirigithe evaraina panikirakunda potharu..adi point.


Meeru chala attractive sweet decent cute fantastic lovable ravishing smart inka talented person nundi sms rceive chesukunnaru.congrats

raee (stone)ne chuse ratnam anukunnanau,pallavinchani veenaku ragalu nerpale anukunnanu.anukunaka alasyam ga telusukunnanu,appudu telesende na gundy pagely nejam tana hrudayam lo chotu ledane..........

Ram : jivithamlo oka visayam gurthupetuko. . . Shyam : emitadi. . Ram : penpothe konukovachu kani cap pothe konalem. . . So cap jagratha. . Shyam : . . . . . . . .!!!(

Neeku kaare aa kanniti chukkalo... Nenunnanu nestham... Nannu nee kantlo dhachukuntavo kanneruga nelapai padestavo ne ishatm nestam... 


Neeku kaare aa kanniti chukkalo... Nenunnanu nestham... Nannu nee kantlo dhachukuntavo kanneruga nelapai padestavo ne ishatm nestam... 

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APPLE;(crying). Banana; why are you crying? Apple; all people cut eat me, Banana; you are better then me. all remove my dress eat me. SIGGUTO CHASTUNA


A lovely msg....... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . sulliga dengey msg ledu emi ledu chudu managaney chustava.


What’s the similarity between a dianasour and a sharif girl? Dono ab is duniya mein nahi paya jate.. Hello!! What’s wrong with your mobile? Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart! A mobile is like women :- Talks non-stop, Costs a fortune, Disturbs when your busy And when U need them urgently, they have no service. Do U know the reason why GIRLS like "LAKME" cream... B’coz they want to say... L-love A-and K-kiss M-me E-everyday !!! LADKA LADKI 2NO LAFANGE, 1 PLANG PE 2NO NANGE, LADKI LA


Kanipinche Danni Chudataniki Kallu Chalu.Kanipinchani Danni Chudataniki Vivekam Kavali:-) ●๋•کừdháŕکháń ŕểddýツ 


neetho undalani....... nee priyamyna palakarimpulo.. nannenu marachipovalani.. nee odilo niddarovalani..... kavvinthalatho ninnu navvinchalani...... oohalanni neetho panchukovalani...... thaniviteera neetho oosuladalani... nuvvu gelavalani....................neetho nenu odalani............ manasu porallo aa gnapakalni nixiptham chesukovalani..... nee samaxamlo naa hrudayanni parachi choopalani.......... ennenni aashalu................. ela nivedinchanu..... neekela vinnavinchanu....!!!!!!!!!!! 

life long jivimchadam kantelife okaroju manchi manisila jivinchu that is life.


Mummy:chintu aunty ki kiss ivvu. son:nenu ivvanu. mummy:enduku ra son:mrng dady pedithe chepptho kottindi anduke.


Best song gives 3 min happy Best movie gives 3 hrs happy But a best friend gives life long happy like u...! my friend


in examination hall student ki ans raledu ithe pakka vadiki aaduguthadu ithe pakka vadu aannaku aavanni telvadu aantadu? tharuvatha sir vachi additional kavala aante vadu kuda aannakavanni teluvadu aani aantadu


sneham aney nadilo nenu oka chepanu, gaalam vesi gaayam chestavo, pranam teesi mosam chestavo, neerula maari senaham chestavo nee istam

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A.E.G.H.I.J.K.M.N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z. Teacher:-BF CD lu evi ra?? Ravi:-vasu gadi bag lo vunai madam(

Himalayashikharam meda manchukurisinattlu, ne rupam namadilo nilichindi, aa manchukarigipovunemo kani ne rupam cherigipodu... I love u darling.


MARACHIPOVE MANASA THANANI MARACHIPO,KANULALONI KANEERU INKIPOYE MANASU LONI PREME MASIPOYE PICHIGA PREMINCHI PICHIDANAVAYYAVU IKANYNA THANANI MARACHIPO,ADHURU CHUSI ADHURU CHUSI KANULU NEERASINCHAYI,ALOCHINCHI ALOCHINCHI NIDRALU KARUVYNAYI,ANNAM ENDUKU THINAVE ANI KADUPU KOPAGINCHINDI,NIDURA ENDUKUPOVE ANI NIDRA NILADEESINDHI,ALASI SOLOSI ALASI SOLASI VO PICHI MANASA,AYINA ENDUKE NEEKU E THAPANA,MARACHIPOVE MANASA THANANI MARACHIPO

chettuki neeru pranam dhevuniki bakthulu pranam.. Guruvuki sishyulu pranam.. Snehaniki nammakam pranam, naaku "NUVVU"pranam...


sneham anedhi oka bhavam bhavam anedhi oka pranam pranam anedhi oka jeevam jeevam anedhi oka rupam aaaa rupam ki nuvvu oka pratirupam 


the munny returns cinema telugu lo vasthey dani peru ela untadi ante "dini thalli malli vachindi ra"......


Varshapu chinuku kantiki chinnadhe kani, ekkado oka puvvu dhani kosam edhuru chusthundi, alage, "O SMS" chinnade kani "O MANASU" ninnu gurthu chestundi.


cheliya naa swase neeku bharamithe...na swasene vadilestha....nee swasa lo leena mai jeevithane gadipestha.


Prema Goppade Kani Prema Kanna Jeevitham Goppadi! Premani Pradarsinche mundu Jeevithanni Tirchi Diddukovali.. Eppudu Okari Gurenchi Alochenchadam Prema Kadu, Manasikanga Alasipoyinappudu Gurthuku Ravadame PREMA. aa Gurthu Ravadam lo Hayee PREMA..

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prathe masinshi jivithamlo prema anedi oka bhagam matrame...kani naa jithamlo preme jivitham, oka amma nannu nava maasalu mosi kani penchindi 

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Another Telugu SMS
Nee premanu pondalenemo kaani ninnu preminchagalanu.
Neetho kalasi jeevincha lenemo kaani neekai maraninchagalanu
Neelo nenu lekapoyina nee talapulalo sadaa gurtuku vastuntaanu.
Telugu SMS Joke
Jaripoku meghamaa jhallu kurise varaku.
Vaadipoku pushpamaa vasantam vachche varaku.
Marachipoku mitramaa naa praanamunnanta varaku.
Telugu Funny SMS
Nammakamaina sneahaniki chupulatho, maatalatoe paniledani.
Naa gundeki cheppaanu nuvvu gurthochinappude spandinchamani.
Naa kosam neevunnaavanna bhramaloe veachi vuntaanani.
Super Telugu SMS
Batta kaDite samsaari
Battavippite vyabhichaari
Maanaani pranaaniki addam battale
Batta ninda kattuko
Baadyatalanu telusuko
Ara Battato tirugaku
Allari paalu kaaku
"Aada"tanaaniki machcha tebooku
Software Telugu Cinema Titles
Attaku Sybase Ammayiki D-Base
Program raasukundaam! Raa..
Ma aayana DBA
Yemandi pagerochhindi
Intlo Delphi Vantintlo Kulphi
Project dorakani Papa
Priydu nerpina PASCAL
Goa lo Java
Atta nee Client jagratta
COBOL katesindi UNIX vatesindi
QA Developer la sawaal
Client ki yamudu employer ki mogudu
Oka computer iddaru programerlu
Data clean chesukundam ra
oke programmer!
entlo DOSu uurilo WINDOWSu
Peruleni Program
Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
Hang To Hona Hi Tha
Meri Disc Tumhare Paas
Aao Chat Kare
Java Wale Job Le Jayenge
Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein
Tera Code Chal Gaya
Client Ek Numbari - Programmer Dus Numbari
Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
Shaheed Hacker Singh
Password De Ke Dekho
Terminal Sajaake Rakhna
Mr. Network Lal
Terminal Apna - Login Parayi
Telugu SMS Funny Joke
B.Tech chaduvutai engineer avuthav,
MBBS chaduvuthe doctor avuthav
B.L chaduvuthe lawyer avuthav
Ela waste ga SMS chaduvuthe panikirakunda pothav
Telugu Funny Joke
Telugu sms : Friend -Mitrama
Mitrama vunnava?
Asalunnava?
Gallo vunte meghalni panpu
Akasamlo unite varshani panpu
Bathikunte untai msg panpu..Read more...
Telugu SMS Jokes
TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I". PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am." PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." SMS Jokes
TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"? PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! SMS jokes
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America. PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS : PAPPU!
Super Funny SMS in Telugu
Ad kosam chiru "Thumps up" taagadu,
Pavan manakosam "Pepsi" taagadu,
Trisha sales kosam "Fanta" taagindhi,
Mana friendship kosam nuvvu kaneesam "Domex" ayina taagava...?
Telugu Funny Quote SMS
Edhi emyna kaani life lo 2 vishyalu gurtupettuko...
1) Chettu edhyna kaani gaalosthey vooguthay
2) Raaakapothey voogavu...
Telugu Drinking Joke
vengalrao:neellalo brandy kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi.
ventane thadumukokunda apparaoannadu neellalo edo theda undani
Telugu Wedding Card Joke
Telangana Style wedding card:
'LAGGAM PILUPU'
Maa pedda poradu Chi:Ellaiah
Chi: Ellamma (sattenna sinna bidda) ane porini laggam cheskuntundu.
Meerandaru yaad marvakunda raavale...
Yaad maristhe manchigundadi..
Mee pellam poragalani kuda tolka randi.
Telugu Bar Joke
Ninnu marchipodamani,
bar kelli mandukottanu
.mandhukottaka nijamgaane marchipoyanu,
kaani ninnu kadu,
bar owner ki bill kattadam
Another Telugu SMS Joke
durada vaste gokkovadaniki gorulunnai,
kaani nee premani pondaleka pichivaadinaite maatram
peekovadaniki nettimeeda ventrukalu levu.
kaaranam, naadi battaburra.
Teasing Telugu SMS Joke
Messages levu..
Phone ledu..
Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu Naaku tension gaa vundi..
Eni ayyindi?
Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?
Telugu Teasing SMS Joke
hi,eanti sms cheyyadam ledu enduku.
.recharge cheyaleda?
ok recharge card no:pampistunna.
press down
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ikkada blade tho geeku....
Telugu Funny SMS Kavitam
if u want sweter,
it's chalikalam.
if u want umberella,
it's vanakalam.
if u want a/c,
it's endakalam.
if want lover,
it's nothing but poye kalam
Husband and Wife Telugu Joke
Husband in balcony reading news paper.
A donkey came near by.
Husband:Darling ur relatives came
Wife:Athayya meeru okkare vachara mavayya raleda?
Another Telugu Funny SMS Joke
Malligadu, pilligadu, sollugdu 3 frnds unnaru
Malligadu 10th chaduvuthunadu
pilligadu inter chaduvuthunadu
Sollugadu e msg chaduvuthunadu. 
Telugu Joke
nenu neetho maatladalante
naa manasu mogobothondi;
nuvvu naatho maatladithe
naa maata mounamouthondi;
neeku naaku madhya shabdam eppudu nishabdame....
Telugu SMS Quote
Endamavi neeru taagi gunde mantalarpukoku
Aasha penchukoku nestham,
Adi Nirasha Swagatha Hastham
Another Telugu SMS Quote
Antha mattenani Telusu,Adi oka Mayaenani Telusu,Telisi Valachi Vilapinchtalo Teeyadanam Evariki Telusu
Love Vs. Friendship Telugu SMS
love anedi chewing gum lantidi.
adhi beginig matrame taste untadi..
.kani friendship anedhi choclate lantidi..
adhi chivari varaku taste gane untadi...

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prema eppudu puduthundi 
manashu daggara ainappudu 
manushu eppudu daggara avuthundi 
manishi ki manishi daggara ainappudu

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