Gaaliki rupam ledu neeruku rangu ledu premaku chavu ledu snehaniki antam ledu naku pani ledu neeku burra ledu inka chadavadaniki emi ledu..

Neeku kastam vachina nastam vachina sukham vachina dukam vachina nato panchuko endukante naku incoming free. Keep smilng

Aparichitudu kills negliance shivaji kills block money togure kills curruption but one and only balakrishna kills audiens

In a jungle 2 lions sleeping 4 elephants walking 5 crocodile swimming 10 parrots flying But 1 tiger is sending sms 1 monkey is reading this

"BUMPER OFFER" naku dialy sms pampandi bumper prizes geluchukondi. 1stprize: win "25lakhs" car photo. 2nd:"29SONY colour TV" attapette. 3rd:"AMERICAKU" velle aeroplane ki TATA cheppe avakasham&4th best gift natho lunch chese avakasam adi mee intlone. dont miss it .. HURRY UP...

every night same wish ... let it b different day ,
let devils guard u, vampires kiss u n , hungry Dracula bite u , and , i wih you a horror night and ghost dream.....................


by ,

chanti..............

wife is a dilled call
baby is a received call
figure is missed call
lover is waiting call
but friendship is fevical

Interviewer:Why Indian's lost gold medel's in swimming.
P Thimothi:swimming ki evaraina gold medel vesukoni velathara anduke pothunayi.. . . . erri yadava..

Teacher: Kartha, Karma, Kriya ante entiStudent: ninna 0 ammayani chudadam karta.Aa ammayiki I L U chepadam Kriya.Aa ammayi me ammayi avadam na karma.......Keep smiling

Ad kosam chiru "Thumps up" taagadu,Pavan manakosam "Pepsi" taagadu,Trisha sales kosam "Fanta" taagindhi,Mana friendship kosam nuvvu kaneesam "Domex" ayina taagava...?

principal: write ur fathers name in english

student : temple steps water kingprincipal : r u joking?

student : no sar my fathers name is gudi metla ganga raju.