"BUMPER OFFER" naku dialy sms pampandi bumper prizes geluchukondi. 1stprize: win "25lakhs" car photo. 2nd:"29SONY colour TV" attapette. 3rd:"AMERICAKU" velle aeroplane ki TATA cheppe avakasham&4th best gift natho lunch chese avakasam adi mee intlone. dont miss it .. HURRY UP...

every night same wish ... let it b different day ,
let devils guard u, vampires kiss u n , hungry Dracula bite u , and , i wih you a horror night and ghost dream.....................


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chanti..............

PLZ..BAITIKI RAA
VACHAVA....
AKASAM CHUDU...
CHUSAVA....?
CHANDAMAMA NI CHUDU
CHUSAVA....?
AA CHALU VELLU..
VELLI PADUKO REPU UDAYAMSURYUDI NI CHUPISTHA..."

Balayya interview-Interviewer: Jnr NTR ki accident enduku ayyindi?
Balayya: While driving, maavadu brake kotta boyi thoda kottadu dhoola theeripoyindi na kodukki

Interviewer:Why Indian's lost gold medel's in swimming.
P Thimothi:swimming ki evaraina gold medel vesukoni velathara anduke pothunayi.. . . . erri yadava..

Teacher: Kartha, Karma, Kriya ante entiStudent: ninna 0 ammayani chudadam karta.Aa ammayiki I L U chepadam Kriya.Aa ammayi me ammayi avadam na karma.......Keep smiling

Ade parimalam adee sim adenetwork adee mobile ade inbox vacchesha...vadala Bommaleeeeee Ninnoodala...NEE Sim expire Ayyevaraku NINNNNN ODALAAAAAA.............

Two Facts in this world You can't touch your lower lip withyour tounge............................................After Reading this 99/100 idiotswould try it ......

Roudy ANTS group sat on a streatA lady elephant passing the road.One of D ant said"NEE AMMA EM FIGURE RA MAMA 360, 240, 360" Pitta Pitaladuthondi ra.."

Balayya is remaking TITANIC with some changes..In d climax HE doesn't diebut SWIMS across d Ocean..with Heroine in one hand 'nTITANIC on d other...!

To Realise the value of 1 YEAR Ask a studentwho has failed in his examsTo realise the value of 1 MONTH ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby To realise the value of 1 WEEK ask an edioter of a weekly To realise the value of 1 DAY ask a daily wage labourer TO realise the value of 1 HOUR ask the lovers who are waiting to meetTo realise the value of 1 MINUTE Ask a person who has missed the train To realise the value of 1 SECOND Ask an athlete who has won the second prize

principal: write ur fathers name in english

student : temple steps water kingprincipal : r u joking?

student : no sar my fathers name is gudi metla ganga raju.

She is hot she needs lip to lip kiss every timewow..who is she koun hai vo..guess a cup of tea.

ATHADU DIALOGUE:Nuvvu padivelu ichina S.I. ki nenu laksha rupayalu isthaBalayya cinema chusi poyadani raasestadu..polam kavalo pranam kavalo telchuko.